Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Irony!

It is bizarre to find out that a shoe store is operating in the Neuman building. Is it just a coincidence or is there some strange cosmic purpose? During the years that the Neumans operated the shoe store in our building we probably sold thousands of first rate shoes to the citizens of Radziejow. The Neuman's always stand behind the warranty. Those shoes are probably still in use, based on the high quality product that we produced. While we cannot honor the lifetime warranty on the shoes we sold, it may be in the best interest of those still wearing Neumans' shoes to stop by the squatter's shoe store and see if they will honor our warranty. Since the proprietor at our location is very late on the rent the least Wanda can do is honor the famous Neuman warranty! So bring the shoes in for warranty service. Once we regain the building, if we reopen, you can be sure that Neuman Shoes will produce shoes that are strong and durable, not like Wanda's shoes that have not stood the test of time. If we reopen, the Neuman family is committed to continue the best warranty service in Poland.

1 comment:

Krnabrny said...

It's not Nejman building. Even if could provide some solid proof that the property is yours, it still would be HALF OF THE BUILDING.

Stop lying here, Scott, it's disgusting.

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